Welcome back, Dear Reader. As you've probably surmised, life (and death) can be full of surprises. As you will read in the following post, even people close to me had secrets. Of course given my nature they didn't remain secrets for long. As you may have guessed from the work I've authored, I have a natural talent for weaving truth with fiction and I'm not above writing unflinching descriptions of my friends. Interpret what you will from the story that follows.
Famous Cases: Terror in the Factory
Report Number: 8369
Date: June 3, 1967
Location: New York City
Misguided romanticization of vampires began in earnest in the 1960s. Many artists and writers saw vampires as misunderstood, tortured kindred spirits, the ultimate outsiders. But as one renowned New York artist was to discover, the truth about vampires was far different from the myth.
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| Andy Warhol |
As Warhol grew more famous and successful, his New York apartment became a magnet for an oddball assortment of sycophants, dilettantes and hangers on. He dubbed his loft "the Factory" and transformed it into a combination studio and social club. Those who earned his favor became celebrities in their own right, with starring roles in his films. It was a competitive environment, as Factory denizens clamored for Warhol's attention, all anxious to be chosen as his next superstar.
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| Emergency workers rush Warhol to the hospital |
By the end of the day, Warhol was stabilized. The many members of the press swarming around the hospital were told that the artist had been stabbed by an unidentified, deranged woman.
Investigation: Meanwhile, FVZA agents descended on Warhol's apartment to conduct interviews with witnesses. Agents learned that Warhol had been bitten by a female vampire known in the Factory as "Vox Superstar." Vox was actually a mentally disturbed young woman named Olga Kulbis who had developed an unhealthy obsession with Warhol while hanging around the Factory. When Warhol, who was fascinated with vampires (he made two fiction films about them), expressed a desire to make a film starring a real vampire, Vox saw an opportunity to enter his inner circle. She began taking nightly strolls around the Port Authority, an area of the city haunted by vampires, and was eventually bitten.
A few nights after transformation, Vox visited the Factory, where her appearance scared Warhol so much that he locked himself in the bathroom. Vox eventually convinced him she meant no harm, and Warhol set up his camera and began filming. Warhol had Vox sit on a couch and speak to the camera about her state. After several hours of filming, the other Factory regulars had drifted away or fallen asleep, leaving Warhol alone with Vox. The young woman seized the opportunity and attacked Warhol, pinning him to the floor. The artist's screams roused the Factory faithful and they chased Vox onto the roof, where she leaped thirty feet across an alley to the neighboring building and fled into the night.
Warhol would remember the attack as the worst pain he had had ever felt. He later told friends, "it hurt so much, I wished I was dead."
Over the course of the day, FVZA agents were able to trace Vox Superstar to the apartment she shared with Troy Boy, another Factory upstart. Surveillance revealed that both Vox and Troy had turned. Rather the wait for clearance to conduct a raid, FVZA officers set up a stakeout that night. When Vox and Troy emerged from the apartment, the agents struck, destroying the two vampires with precise shots from their "Migraine Mollys." The operation was carried out with the highest degree of secrecy, and the next day's newspapers attributed Warhol's injuries to a shooting.
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| "Count Dracula," a 1980 Warhol Polaroid |
Those seeking to learn more about Andy Warhol and his interest in vampires can visit the Andy Warhol Museum in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
